So, where should a TikTok user go after sharing a video explaining that her dog had eaten an entire rainbow of Crayola treats? Only one answer exists. Sign him up.
User Dillon Whiteman generated this parody video as a reaction to footage from an unnamed woman whose dog consumed enough wax to leave him as blocked as a beef enchilada MRE.
“Many will hear the calling, few will earn the title. United States Marines.”
Semper fart to this poor devil dog.